If a chicken-and-a-half lays an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a half, how long does it takes a grasshopper with a wooden leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?
As George Carlin says, “It’s thoughts like these that kept me out of the good schools.”
However, before you go off to enjoy your weekend, I leave you with the knowledge that there is nothing in this world that can’t be beaten to death.
(Again - not safe for work.)
You’re welcome.
-K
