If a chicken-and-a-half lays an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a half, how long does it takes a grasshopper with a wooden leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

As George Carlin says, “It’s thoughts like these that kept me out of the good schools.”

However, before you go off to enjoy your weekend, I leave you with the knowledge that there is nothing in this world that can’t be beaten to death.

[youtube]http://youtube.com/watch?v=wGjWJdWVXTA[/youtube]

(Again – not safe for work.)

You’re welcome.

-K

There aren’t a lot of words, really. I suspect you’ve at least heard of Guitar Hero. If not, then this all falls apart.

I won’t even mention what happens if you don’t get the cowbell reference. You’ve been living under a rock for a decade.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QlqLLZQLNiA[/youtube]

-K