If a chicken-and-a-half lays an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a half, how long does it takes a grasshopper with a wooden leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle? As George Carlin says, "It's thoughts like these that kept me out of the good schools." However, before you go off to ...

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There aren't a lot of words, really. I suspect you've at least heard of Guitar Hero. If not, then this all falls apart. I won't even mention what happens if you don't get the cowbell reference. You've been living under a rock for a decade. [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QlqLLZQLNiA[/youtube] -K

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